HENRY
GOLDKAMP
Globalism: A Euphemism
(a capitalist crown of corporate slogans)
It's your world. Take control.
Every day deserves a kiss.
Does she, or doesn't she?
Take me to the Hilton.
The heartbeat of America.
The quicker picker-upper.
What happens here, stays here.
For the men in charge of change.
Because you're worth it.
Designed for driving pleasure.
The ultimate driving machine.
Kid tested. Mother approved.
A body for every body.
You can do this.
You can do it. We can help.
It's so easy a caveman could do it.
Do you... yahoo?
Is it in you?
Expect something extra.
Just do it.
Do more. Go further.
Every little helps.
Your challenge is our progress.
...and you're done.
It's all inside.
That was easy.
Take it easy.
You've come a long way, baby.
Where it all comes together.
Come together.
More together.
Just what you needed.
This is momentum.
Taking you forward.
It keeps going... and going... and going...
Pleasure is the path to joy.
Get. Watch. Do what you want.
Do what tastes right.
Open happiness.
Once you pop you can't stop.
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Can you resist?
Say when.
Good things take time.
Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name.
How good can you feel?
Start off big.
Be good vibes.
Think big.
How big can you dream?
The pink dream.
Think in pink.
Think small.
Watch yourself change.
The wind of freedom blows.
Blow some my way.
Have it your way.
Born to play.
The way it's meant to be played.
Beauty outside. Beast inside.
It's hunting season.
Cover the earth.
Unleash the beast.
Obey your thirst.
Free your taste.
Extra large taste.
Feed the beast.
Taste of nature.
Taste of the town.
All-ways in good taste.
A matter of good taste.
Good to the last drop.
Mmm, mmm good!
Sharing the good things every day.
Better do the good stuff now.
Put good in, get good out.
Finger lickin' good.
You're in good hands.
Make it good.
Taste the good life.
A taste of the good life!
Let's go for more.
Be the best you can be.
The best a man can get.
Men know why.
Not why, why not.
Just blew it.
Almost a part of you.
On the water. Over land. Throughout time.
You must first master them.
Hello boys.
Beyond precision.
Life is movement.
Keep moving.
Look. Feel. Do. Better.
Always in front.
Quality is something you just can't rush.
Even if you do let in cupcakes once in a while.
Do what you do better.
You can do it. We can help.
Do it. Together.
It's what connects us.
We are part of you.
There are no strangers.
As real as it tastes.
It only takes 5 minutes.
Taste me!
No other tool like it.
Buy it. Sell it. Love it.
For your throat's sake.
Betcha can't eat just one.
Eat. Spit. Be happy!
Make your body happy.
Taste the commitment.
The sweet taste of purity.
Purer than you.
Taste the feeling.
The power of love.
Grip it. Tip it. Sip it.
It'll tickle your innards.
The best part of wakin' up.
Senses never forget.
The love for pie.
The breakfast of champions.
Wake up to something special.
Something special in the air.
It's in there!
Enjoyed by everyone.
Nothing is better for thee, than me.
Go meat!
You've got to grin to get it in.
Got milk?
Life's better the milky way.
You ought to be congratulated.
100% natural. 100% fun!
Spread every slice!
Music to your mouth.
The taste on everyone's lips.
Round. But not round for long.
The culture of pleasure.
Put pleasure first.
Choose pleasure.
Moments of timeless pleasure.
Shake your conscience.
Get the sensation.
Make time to indulge.
Experience the difference.
Feel more.
Feel the energy at work.
Hours and hours of energy.
Stay awake for it.
Stimulate your senses.
Don't let go.
Eat the freak.
Bet you can't eat three.
Where's the cream filling?
Where's the beef?
The best ingredient is love.
Please enjoy it that way.
That's what I like.
Just like you like it.
Now, that's true love.
What can brown do for you?
The other white meat.
What you crave.
Eat fresh.
Stay fresh.
No rules, just right.
Loosen up a little.
A little dab'll do ya!
Go the distance.
Tell it your way.
Do it your way.
Drive your way.
That's how you spell relief.
Driven by passion.
It helps.
Gets you through.
Go beyond.
Tenderness is inside.
All in or nothing.
No compromise.
Built without compromise.
Like nothing else on earth.
What do you need to protect?
I am what I am.
Anywhere is possible.
Flavor you cannot refuse.
More taste in your life.
Just what you've been looking for.
A little taste of heaven.
Unexplainably juicy.
To nourish and delight everyone we serve.
What's in your wallet?
The best banana in the world.
Ultimate control.
Henry Goldkamp (he/they) is an interdisciplinary poet who enjoys clowning boundaries between language, visual art, and sensory performance. He lives in New Orleans, where he hosts the poetry reading Splice, acts as intermedia editor for Tilted House, and teaches experimental poetics and clown studies at Louisiana State University. Recent art, criticism, and performance appear or are forthcoming in Chicago Review, Annulet, VOLT, Poetry Northwest, Accelerants: An Action Books Poetry Film Series, Triquarterly, NOIR SAUNA, and ( peel lit ), among others.